rick roll'd

to Danny!

would someone do my dishes for me?

I have no more silverware. Nor cups, nor bowls.

Arhhehrhrr. Goodnight!

Epipremnum Pinnatum

I learned something today

My pathos plant started to have small water droplets on the end of it's leaves and I wondered what it was. Turns out it's called guttation - when there is a buildup of water pressure in the roots, some plants release the pressure by secreting water through their leaves.

This started happening when I moved the plant to a higher shelf in my apartment.

I also learned that this house plant - that my cats have also been chewing on - is labeled as toxic, by the ASPCA.

Poor weeping Pathos plant.

Poor kitties.

(don't worry, both are doing just fine)

:)

lips...

SPRING

is tomorrow. I want it to enter with a bang. I want it to bring sunshine and warmth, and flowers growing out of the gutters.

Enrichment

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/03/19/science/AP-AS-Tonga-Volcano.html?hp

this is cool.

POWN'D

exciting!@

A week ago I went into a shnazy home-decor place and asked if they had extra rug samples, thinking that if I had enough of them, I could make my own rug for cheep. They didn't at the time, but I left my contact information, and this morning I got a call saying they had a LOT. Here they are in my apartment, and Jazzy is so jazzed she licking herself... i mean....lol.

I don't know exactly how this is will all fit together yet, but it's still pretty cool.

kinda sad...

midnigt haikus

Three untitled haiku tonight:

Talking to strangers
It's too intimating
iPod keeps me safe

-Patrick McFadden

On a rainy night
a bus full of wet hobos
smells like wet hobos

-Mike Baehr

A nickname for those
Who only bus when it snows?
How about assholes?

-Anonymous

full moon tonight

I got a job! weeee....?

So the bakery I applied at (which is very much like sugar, on 26th and Madison) emailed me back offering me a 20+ hour a week job. I'm not quite sure what I should do. If I accept it, then that would mean I would most likely work this week when my brother's in town, as well as the week I'm to go sailing with Danny and crew. If I turn it down and go the unemployment rout (which technically I can't do), this means me finding something to do for two months until I leave for Alaska the second week of May - and I am not gifted with this skill like some people I know. Even if I did take the job, I would have to quit before then - in May.

What a pickle.

I'll be fine money wise, unemployment benefits or not, but can I fight the stir-craziness and actually develop satisfying, time consuming hobbies?

I'll decide by tomorrow.

salsa!

satisfactory salsa

Last night was not as fun as I hoped it would be. I had my Friday night salsa dance, but instead of it being at the Halo like usual, the first Friday of every month it's hosted at Century Ballroom in the main room. It was packed, and cost $10 instead of the normal $7. I also had a harder time finding people to dance with. I'm still not that good (I'm about intermediary), and most people came with someone, so I ended up dancing with gross old men. Fun. No matter who I dance with, it's still practice, but I don't like feeling uncomfortable doing it, and I don't want to have to stop dancing in the middle of a song (which is really rude) because the 70 year old is trying to grind with me.

Also, in the mail yesterday, I received four letters from the Unemployment office of things I need to do. I'm not excited.

This is grumpy Aimee signing off, and headed for a big bowl of cereal.

kiss with a fist

this is good stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g1phF0z-lc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMUfR5g1ybo

I'M ON A BOAT!

I accepted the job to work up in Alaska this summer. We leave May 14th.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

myspace bulliten

Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

Now, on the questions:

1) Your name? Aimee

Another word for Tequila.
Man: Wife, can I have some Aimee?
Woman: No, I want her all to myself.


2) Your Age? 20

Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.

3) One of your friends' names? Amanda

A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

4) What should you be doing? craigslisting for jobs

A terrific community website that started in San Francisco California and is run by a programmer named Craig Newmark. On Craigslist you can find a place to live, sell your car, find a job, rant & rave, find love, or just get laid. Craig has since set up sites for several major cities across the USA and a few major cities around the world.
--She arrived in San Francisco, found an apartment on Craigslist, sold her car on Craigslist, found Mr. Right Now a few times on Casual Enconters, and then found love, all on Craigslist.


5) Favorite color? orange

The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

6) Birthplace? long island, ny

Long Island is the pussy part of NY. You are not a true New Yorker if born in Long Island. You are most likely Jewish.
Saying your a New Yorker from Long Island, NY is like saying your a Pimp whose a virgin, it doesnt work.

7) Month of your birthday? April

a female of wise words. Often regarded as a "panda" person. These types of females are very energetic and friendly, and when you see these types of girls down, you feel down too.

8) Last person you talked to? Danny

Simply Perfect

9) What did you last eat? chocolate

the yummiest, tastiest thing in the whole wide world. chocolate also makes u happy and makes u feel better.

10) Your siblings name? Alex

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Gregory-
Wierd, not uncool dude. Into everything, sports academics, etc. Not sure of himself or what he wants to do. Other people have trouble understanding him because he doesn't undertsand himself. He sometimes gets depressed and down on himself if the smallest thing goes wrong. Very pessimistic and cynical, which sometimes almost leads to depression. Isn't a cynic becasue he thinks its cool, is a cynic becuase he thinks it is right